Did She Just Say....?
How often I am asked “What’s wrong?”

How often I want to say “Everything”…

How often is say “Nothing”…

liamdryden:

greatest love story of all time

laughed like a moron first time I saw this

Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
binkers:

what the fuck

OMG! My friends and I were just talking about this at late night! We couldn’t help but laugh a little because I JUST finished a story on how I had a dream that a zombie literally ate my leg and I was crying when I woke up and then this comes on the news! That and that “bath salts” is causing a zombie apocalypse…

binkers:

what the fuck

OMG! My friends and I were just talking about this at late night! We couldn’t help but laugh a little because I JUST finished a story on how I had a dream that a zombie literally ate my leg and I was crying when I woke up and then this comes on the news! That and that “bath salts” is causing a zombie apocalypse…

Blog so hard, the government wanna stop me.

guttercrow:

phunkyvanspam:

ACCURATE. XD

omg


[the painted life]

[the painted life]

Why do everything that supposed to be bad make me feel so good?

What’s your addiction?

Is it money?

Is it girls?

Is it weed?

I’ve been afflicted

By not one,

not two

but all three.

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Addiction by Kanye West