[Insert Pretentious True Statement]

So I am sorry that you decided to place a boy before our friendship

Hell, we weren’t even friends yet!

We were just decent acquaintances

You asked for my advice to ignore it

You didn’t understand but refuse to listen to my explanation

And then you wanted me gone so you can have alone time

If we had a decent foundation, I would be fine with this

I get how a boy being interesting in you is fun and new

But we didn’t have that

So I really don’t care about your kinda relationship

I really don’t care about your finals

I don’t care about what you’re doing

I’m not here to be your friend only at your convenience

Friendship is a partnership

Not…whatever this is

Bottom line…we aren’t friends…